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Spit Murphy
- Name/s
- Elvis "Spit" Murphy
- Species
- Human
- Background
- One of the murphy boys. Big on ego, low on charm. You know the type. Often tries to make moves on Cheeky Hobson and Cooch's cousin Cathy. See below for a detailed description from the dog (from Footrot Flats 9).
- Dog's View
- WANTED
- TAKEN DOWN A PEG OR TWO
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Elvis "Spit" Murphy
- Description: A sort of rural John Travolta with smaller lips and bigger jeans. A suave, escort who uses under arm deodorant on his teeth before a session in the landrover after the flicks. A smart-alec. But quite good at footy I'm afraid.
- Crimes: Pulls wings off butter-flies; Lies, cheats and chases women; Side-steps Wal, makes him look like a mug (DEATH!).
- Reward for capture with broken leg: a sack of spuds from W. Footrot. Entire, nothing!
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