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Irish Murphy
- Name/s
- Stewart "Irish" Murphy
- Species
- Human
- Background
- Father of Hunk and Spit Murphy and owner of Blackwater Station. Wal's not-so-pleasant neighbours. See below for a detailed description from the dog (from Footrot Flats 9).
- Dog's View
- WANTED
- DEAD OR WASHED
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Stewart "Irish" Murphy
- Description: Hair: Mangy, balding, gingerish
Nose: A mutant strawberry
Smell: Like a bulldog's belch
Fingernails: full of pig fat and chook blood
Voice: All the charm of possums fighting on a tin roof
- Favourite food: Runny Porridge. Favourite drink: Cold runny Porridge.
- Hobbies: Pinning cockroaches to kitchen table: ballroom dancing.
- Crimes: Docking cows tails; De-beaking chooks; shooting deer from a helicopter; spitting; clearing ears with matchstick; shooting dogs.
- Health Warning: Do not approach this man downwind.
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