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Hunk Murphy
- Name/s
- Ronald "Hunk" Murphy
- Species
- Human
- Background
- One of the murphy boys. Not too bright or hygenic. See below for a detailed description from the dog (from Footrot Flats 9).
- Dog's View
- WANTED
- AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE
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Ronald "Hunk" Murphy
- Description: Fat, pink and smelly
- Distinguishing features: None. Totally undistinguished
- Favourite food: The lot. Favourite drink: Everything, except sand.
- Crimes: Eating the pig tucker; Breaking little girl's crayons; Pouring jaffas on to the floor at the pictures; Gin-trapping possums; Breaking bottles on the beach; Bombing kids in the swimming pool.
- Reward for knowing whereabouts: chance to go the other way.
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